The Camel

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost.  On
his  orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied
out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading
the tour, "What's the camel for?".
The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the
men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The captain said "Well if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all
right with  me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not
stand it  any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"
The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains
quarters. 
The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the
camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning
his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into
town."