Small children learn what they hear.

 The day before THANKSGIVING this little boy heard his mom and dad
 fighting.
The husband said to the wife, "You stupid bitch, you have floppy tits."
She wasn't about to out-done and said, "Well you have a crooked dick, you
bastard."  Well the little boy heard every word they sais.  After they got
done fighting he went up to the mom and asked her what bitches & bastards
were.  She told him that they were people.  Then he asked what crooked
dicks and floppy tits were.  She told him that they were coats and hats.
The little boy accepted both answers and went on his way.  The next
morning they were getting ready for a huge feast with friends and family.
The little boy went up stairs where his dad was shaving.  The dad cut
himself and said SHIT!  Well once again the boy started asking questions and
asked what shit was.  The father told him that is was shaving creams.  The
boy accepted this answer and went downstairs where his mom was stuffing
turkey.  When the mom cut herself with a knife she said FUCK! The boy once
again asked what fuck was.  She told him that it was stuffing.  About that
time the door bell rang.  When the little boy went to answer the door it
was his grandparents.  Upon opening the doors the little boy said, "HI
BITCHES AND BASTARDS.  LET ME TAKE YOUR CROOKED DICKS AND FLOPPY TITS FOR
YOU.  DAD'S UPSTAIRS PUTTING SHIT ON HIS FACE AND MOM'S IN THE KITCHEN FUCKING
THE TURKEY."