25 reasons why Chocolate is better than sex

1) you can get chocolate.
2)chocolate satisfies even when it goes soft.
3) you can safely have chocolate while sleeping
4) you can make chocolate last as long as you want.
5) you can have chocolate in front of your mother.
6) if you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
7) two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
8) the word "commitment" doesn't scars off chocolate.
9) you can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your workmates.
10)you can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
11)you don't get hair in your mouth with chocolate.
12)"if you love me you'll swallow that" has no meaning with chocolate.
13)with chocolate there is no meaning to fake it.
14) chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15)good chocolate is easy to find.
16)you can have chocolate at any time of the month.
17)you can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18) you are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19)when you have chocolate it does't keep your neighbours awake.
20)with chocolate, size doesn't matter, it's always good.
21)you don't have to beg to get chocolate.
22)you can have chocolate with little kiddies and not go to jail.
23)chocolate doesn't keep you yapping after you've had it.
24)you can have chocolate all weekend and still walk on monday.
25)it's easy yo find 9 inches of chocolate.