U Know U've Been in College 2 Long When . . .


* You consider McDonald's "real food" 

* You actually like doing laundry at home 

* 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends 

* It starts getting late on the weeknights 

* Two miles is not too far to walk for a party 

* You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it 

* You'd rather clean than study 

* Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal 

* Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's a way of life 

* You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps 

* You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark 

* You live for getting mail (E-mail included) 

* Looking out the window is a form of entertainment 

* Prank phone calls become funny again 

* It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on 

* World War III could take place and you'd be clueless 

* You start thinking and sounding like your roommate 

* Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth 

* Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime 

* You find out milk crates had so many uses 

* Wal-mart is the coolest store 

* The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday 

* You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long