It's Dark In Here...

A married woman is having an affair.  Whenever her lover comes over, she 
puts her nine year old son in the closet.  One day the woman hears a car in 
the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, 
the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes it is," the man 
replies.  "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.  "No thanks," the 
man replies.  "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little 
extortionist continues.  "OK.  How much?" the man replies after considering 
the position he is in.  "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. 
"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to 
protect his hidden position.
     
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a 
car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet.  "It's dark 
in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.  "Yes it is," replies the man. 
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.  "OK.  How much?" the 
hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.  "Fifty dollars," 
the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
     
The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey, son.  Go get your ball 
and glove and we'll play some catch."  "I can't.  I sold them," replies the 
little boy.  "How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to 
hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.  "Seventy-five dollars," the 
little boy says.  "SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!  That's thievery!  I'm taking you 
to the church right now.  You must confess your sin and ask for 
forgiveness", the father explains as he hauls the child away.
     
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the 
curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"  "Don't start 
that shit in here," the priest says.