A helpful Doctor

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the 
joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if 
he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the 
doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, 
psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded,  
"Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you.

"On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store 
and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take 
off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor 
until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on 
hands and knees you must crawl to her  like a leopard and 
retrieve the grape using only your tongue. 

"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from 
across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a 
ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must 
crawl to him and consume the doughnut." The couple went 
home and their sex life became more and more wonderful.

They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see 
the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he 
would not take the case unless he felt that he could help 
them; so he conducted the  physical exams and the same 
battery of tests. 

Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so 
I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as 
it will ever be. I cannot help.

"The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our 
friends the Browns, now please, please help us."

"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the 
office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a 
box of Cheerios..."