WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR DOG
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Everybody who has a dog calls him "rover" or "boy."
I call mine "sex." Now sex has been very embarrassing to me.When I went to
city hall to renew his dog license,I told the clerk I would like to have a
license for sex.He said,"I'd like to have one too."Then I said,"but this
is my dog."He said he didn't care what she looked like.Then I said,"you
don't understand."I've had sex since I was 9 years old."He said I must
have been quite a kid.
When I got Married and went on my honeymoon,I took the dog with me.I told
the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me,and a special room
for sex.He said every room in the house was for sex.I said,"you don't
understand,sex keeps me awake at night."The clerk said "Me Too."
One day I entered sex in a contest, but before the competition began ,the
dog ran away.Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there
looking around.I told him I had planned to have sex in the contest. He
told me I should have sold tickets of my own.I said ,"but you don't
understand,I had hoped to have had sex on T.V" He called me a weirdo.
When my wife and I separated,we went to court to fight for custody of the
dog.I said,"your honor,I had sex before I was married."The judge said,"me
too."Then I told him that after I was married,sex left me.He said, "me
too."
Last night sex ran off again.I spent hours looking around for him.A cop
came over to me and asked,"what are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the
morning ?" I said,"I'm looking for sex."My case comes up on friday........