Little white Ducks

A fancy lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.

Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with shit, crossed her path. 
'Oh, dear' , the lady said, 'come on, I'll clean you !' She took a Kleenex from
her purse and did a good job. After that she urged the duck away, 'Be
careful next time!'

She walked on and another duck, with shit all over it, crossed her
way.  Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little animal. She warned
this one as well and the duck took off.

Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem.
'Now I have had it ! ' She screamed, "what have you been doing?' And
for the third time she acted like a Florence Nightingale.

She walked on - suddenly she heard a voice from the bushes.
'Hey, you, lady !', sounded a male voice in distress.
'Yes ?' she replied.
'Do you have a Kleenex ?'
'Not anymore, no ', she answered.
'Too bad,  I'll have to use another duck'.