Elephant Joke

A man owns this elephant, but to keep and care for the elephant it's very expensive.
 Now this man has seen elephants that could stand on three legs, two legs, and even one leg, 
but he's never seen an elephant on no legs. 
He offers an award of $100,000 to the first person who can make his elephant stand on no legs.
 He charges $500 per try. He's made $50,000 when this man drives up in a white stretch 
rolls-royce limo. The man get's out and pays his $500. Then the man takes a hammer and smashes 
the hell out of the elephants nuts. The elephant jumps so high in the air, that he wasn't being
 supported by his legs at all. The man was mad because he didn't even make enough money to cover
 the prize, let alone the expenses. 

This same man now makes another offer The prize of $100,000 will go to the first person who
 can make the elephant nod his head, which he has never seen an elephant do before. Again he's
 made $50,000, then the same man in the rolls royce drives up. The man goes up to the elephant
 and asks him if he remembers who he is. The elephant nods his head. The man then sadly gives 
the rich man the $100,000 that was promised. 

Now the elephant owner is down $100,000 and still has to pay for the expensies of housing and 
feeding the elephant. He offers the same prize and same price, to the first person who can make 
the elephant shake his head. This man has once again made $50,000. Once again that same rich man 
in the rolls royce drives up and pays his $500. This time he goes up to the elephant and asks 
him if he wants him to hit his nuts again? The elephant shakes his head no.