What A Family
A man walks into a bar, and starts crying, I mean he is really balling.
When the bartender asks what's wrong he says he just found out his son
is gay. Well, the bartender can imagine the pain this man must be
feeling so he says, "Here," handing him a shot of whiskey, "This is on
the house. Oh hell, I'll even have a few with you." So they have quite a
few drinks over the course of the night. About a week later the same guy
comes in, same thing, crying out loud. When the bartender asks what is
wrong the man replies, "I just found out my other son is a fag." So the
bartender sets up a few shots for each of them. As they are drinking the
bartender asks how many sons the guy has. 
"Three."
"Is the other one straight?"
"As far as I know"
The man leaves. After about a month he comes back in AGAIN he is crying.
The bartender thinks poor guy, and asks, "Doesn't ANYONE in your family
like having sex with women?????"
"I just found out my wife does."