The good, the bad, the worse!
Good: Your hubby & you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse: You're in them

Good: Your wife bought you a porn movie
Bad: It's over five years old
Worse: Your daughter's the star

Good: Your son's interested in school
Bad: He has to do extra credit to pass
Worse: Making a sex ed video

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Worse: He looks better than you

Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Worse: So are you

Good: You give the "Birds & Bees" talk to your kids
Bad: They keep interrupting
Worse: With corrections !

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Worse: She's a lawyer (a GOOD one)

Good: Your wife sez you can go hunting all you want
Bad: Because she's leaving you
Worse: For another woman

Good: Your wife is helping bring in income
Bad: She's arrested for soliciting
Worse: She implicates you

Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing camies and has an AK-47
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas last year

Good: Hot outdoor sex
Bad: You're arrested
Worse: By your spouse

Good: The teacher likes your son
Bad: Sexually
Worse: They're both gay

Good: You came home for a quickie
Bad: The postman had the same idea
Worse: There's a line, waiting

Good: You get a three-day weekend
Bad: You get the flu on Friday
Worse: It's Tuesday morning already

Good: You finally get a nite out
Bad: You're seen going into a strip show by a gossip
Worse: Your daughter's the headliner

Good: Your husband's exercising and dieting
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes
Worse: He knows how to coordinate better

Good: Your child's waiting for "Mr Right"
Bad: Your son, that is
Worse: He's received answers to his personals ad

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude
Bad: They weigh 375 pounds
Worse: They catch you looking, and smile

Good: Your wife loves outdoor sex
Bad: You live downtown
Worse: Neither of you drive

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude
Bad: She's coming home
Worse: From her weekly Woman's Club meeting

Good: Your wife's kinky
Bad: With the neighbors
Worse: ALL of them