Golden Saloon

A guy comes home completely drunk one night.  He lurches 
through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most 
definitely not happy.

"Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.

"At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon.  
Everything there is golden."

"Bullshit! There's no such place!"

Guy says, "Sure there is! It's got huge golden doors, a golden 
floor, the works - hell, even the urinal's gold!"

The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks 
the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden 
Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story.

"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender 
answers the phone. 

"Yes it is," bartender answers.

"Do you have huge golden doors?"

"Sure do."

"Do you have golden floors?"

"Most certainly do."

"What about golden urinals?"

There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender 
yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed 
in your saxophone last night!"