A bus stops and two Italian men get on.  They seat themselves, and engage
  in animated conversation.  The lady sitting behind them ignores their 
  conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one
  of the men say the following; "Emma come first.  Den I come.  Den two 
  asses come together.  I come once-a-more.  Two asses, they come together 
  again.  I come again and pee twice.  Den I come one lasta time."
  "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.  In this country
  we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
  "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.  "Who talkin abouta sexa? Imma 
  justa tellun my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi.'"