Jed and Luke

A pretty woman is driving down a West Virginia country road in her new sports car when
something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down.  Luckily, she happens to be
near a farmhouse.

She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him,
"My car just broke down and I don't know what to do!  Can I stay here for the night
until tomorrow when I can get some help?"

"Well," drawls the farmer, "I guess y'all can stay,but I don't want you messin' with my 
sons Jed and Luke."

She looks through the screen door and sees two young men in their early twenties 
standing behind the farmer.

"Okay,"  she says.

After everyone had gone to bed for the night, the woman began to get a little horny thinking
about the two young boys in the room next to her, so she quietly went into their room 
and said, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?"

They say, "Huh?"

She explains what she wants to do, and then says, "The only thing is, I don't want 
to get pregnant, so you have to wear these condoms."
She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.......

Forty years later Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth.
 Jed says, "Hey, Luke?" Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?" Jed says, "You remember that 
woman who came by here, oh, about forty years ago?  You know, the one whoshowed us the ways of 
the world?" "Yeah," says Luke, "I remember." "Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"
asks Jed. "Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not." "Me, neither," says Jed,
"Let's take these things off."