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A little boy runs into the kitchen, crying. 
His mother asks, "Johnny, why are you crying?" 
Johnny cries, "Because daddy hit his thumb with the 
hammer!" 
His mother says, "You shouldn't cry because of that. You 
should *laugh*!" 
Johnny breaks out in tears anew and says, "But I *did*!" 

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Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up 
a storm.  He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"  His
mother says, "Heaven, Johnny."  Johnny says, "Geez, I
can see why they threw him out".

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When Little Johnny was *very* little he asked the girl next
door:  are you the opposite sex or am I?

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Little Johnny's 2nd grade teacher was quizzing them on the 
alphabet.  "Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?"   
Johnny says, "Yeah!"