Koala Joke

Once a koala bear was in Singapore on business. As he was on his way to the convention center 
one evening, he was accosted by a street walker, who wiggled her hips at him lasciviously and 
inquired, "You wanna sugar, ten dollah?" 

"What?" replied the koala. "What do you mean?" 

"I a prostitute," answered the hooker. "Come back my apartment and I show you." 

So the koala went back with the hooker to her apartment, and they looked up "prostitute" in the 
dictionary. It said, "One who provides sex for money." 

"Oh-ho!" said the koala. "Well alright then!" And they got down to business. 

Afterwards, the koala got up, put back on his clothes and was about to leave when the prostitute 
yelled at him, "Hey, you forget something! You no pay me!" 

"Au contraire," replied the debonair koala. "Look up "koala" in the dictionary." 

So the hooker did, and it said, "Marsupial. Eats bush and leaves."