Last Day to Live

A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup. The next day the doctor calls
him back to the office and says "I have some really bad news for you. I
have checked this result with several of my collegues
and we have come to the same result. I'm sorry to say you only have one
more day to live." The guy is shocked. He ends up in a bar for the
remainer of the day trying to decide what he should do for
the remaining day of his life. He finally decides he will go home and
make wild and passionate love to his wife before he leaves this earth.
When the guy gets home that evening he sneaks into the
bedroom and takes off all his clothes and crawls into bed. For three
hours he has sex like he has never had sex before. After he is finished
he is completely exhausted and crawls to the bathroom,
completely spent. Upon opening the bathroom door he is surprised to see
his wife in the bathroom with a mudpack over her face. He asked
puzzledly "How did you get in here." His wife then says
"SHHH!!! You'll wake my mother..."