Missing Boy A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello." Lawyer: "Is your mommy there?" Boy: (whisper) "Yes." Lawyer: "Can I speak with her?" Boy: (whisper) "She's busy." L: "Is your daddy there?" B: (whisper) "Yes." L: "Can I speak with him?" B: (whisper) "He's busy." L: "Is there anyone else there?" B: (whisper) "The fire department." L: "Can I talk to one of them?" B: (whisper) "They're busy." L: "Is there anybody ELSE there?" B: (whisper) "The police department." L: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?" B: (whisper) "They're busy." L: "Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?" B: (whisper) "They're looking for me."
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