Snobbish life-style

        A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish life-style went
to a party.  The conversation turned to Mozart.  "Absolutely brilliant,
magnificent, a genius!"
        The woman, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked
casually, "Ah, Mozart.  You're so right.  I love him.  Only this morning
I saw him getting on the No. 5 bus going to Coney Island."  There was a
sudden hush, and everyone looked at her. Her husband was mortified.  He
pulled her away and whispered, "We're leaving right now.  Get your coat
and let's get our of here."
        As they drove home, he kept muttering to himself.  Finally his
wife turned to him.  "You're angry about something."
        "Oh really?" You noticed?"  he sneered.  "I've never been so
embarrassed in my life!  You saw Mozart take the No. 5 bus to Coney
Island?  You idiot!  Don't you know the No. 5 bus doesn't go to Coney
Island?"