A Microsoft Joke

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very 
important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with 
less than 10m visibility when his instruments went out. So he began circling around looking 
for landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers 
are getting very nervous. Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall 
building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around, 
rolls down the window and shouts to the guy "Hey, where am I? To this, the solitary office 
worker replies "You're in a plane." The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree 
turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles 
away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.
The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. "Simple" replies the pilot, "I asked 
the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct 
but absolutely useless, therefore that must be Microsoft's support office and from there 
the airport is just a while away."