A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents.  Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have
sex for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes  a trip to the pharmacist to get some
condoms.The pharmacist helps the  boy for about an hour.  He tells the
boy everything there is to know  about condoms and sex.  At the
register, the pharmacist asks the boy how  many condoms he'd like to
buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack.  The  boy insists on the family
pack because he thinks he will be rather busy,  it being his first
time and all.That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house
and meets his girlfriend at the door.  "Oh I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the
dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes,  and the boy
is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10  minutes  pass, and
still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with  his
head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the 
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and
whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.