One couple at the restaurant

They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: 
The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the 
woman was a joy to any eye -- very young, ravishing and 
delectable.

As they each read their menus, the gentleman asked his date 
what she would like to eat.

She scanned the menu yet again, and said "To begin, I'll have 
two champagne cocktails, then a dozen oysters on the half shell 
and a tureen of turtle soup.  As entrees I'll have the filet of English 
sole followed by pheasant under glass, plus an a la carte order 
of asparagus tips.  For dessert, they may just bring the cart.

Somewhat surprised not only by her appetite, but by the cost of all
of this, he asked, "Tell me.  Do you eat this well at home too ?"
"Well, no." she admitted, "But no one at home wants to sleep 
with me."


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