WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS

* My parents aren't happy = You're not of the same social class
* I'm tired = You're boring
* We need = I want
* It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
* Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
* We need to talk = I need to complain
* Sure, go ahead = Don't you dare
* No, I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset
* You're...so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
* You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about
* Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flaby things
* Do you love me = I'm going to ask for something expensive
* How much do you love me = I did something today you're really not going to like
* Either you trust me or you don't = Don't I wouldn't
* Are you going to listen to every rumor you hear about me = It's true
* I'll be ready in a minute = I'll be ready in an hour
* Am I fat = Tell me I'm beautiful
* You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
* Yes = No
* No = No
* Maybe = No
*I'm sorry = You'll be sorry