There are 3.5 million people in Lebanon
   1 million are under 21
   800,000 people are over 65
     This leaves 1.7 million people to do the work
   But 200,000 are in the armed forces
   This leaves 1.5 million to do the work
    But 300,000 people work for the government
   This leaves 1.2 million to do the work
   But 250,000 million are in school
   This leaves 900,000 to do the work
   But 750,000 are sick or disabled
   This leaves 150,000 to do the work
   But last week, 149,998 people were in jail (or headed that way)
   This leaves 2 people to do the work and pay taxes
   just you and me....
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