Success

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the
clouds.  As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder.  He reached a
cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and very ugly woman.  "Screw me
or climb the ladder to success" she said.

No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud.
On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on
the eye.  "Screw me hard me or climb 
the ladder to success" she said.  "Well", thought the man, "might as
well carry on.

On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was
quite attractive.  "Screw me now or climb the ladder to success" she
uttered.  

As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to
himself that this was getting better the further he went.  

On the next cloud was an absolute beauty.  Slim, attractive, the lot. 
"Fuck me me or climb the ladder to success" she flirted.  Unable to
imagine what could be waiting, and being a 
gambling man, he decided to climb again.

When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit
hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.

"Who are you?" the man asked. 

"Hello" said the ugly fat man said, "my name's Cess!"