Swearing

Little Johnny swears all the time.  His mom tells him, 
"One more swear word out of you and you can hit the 
road!"  Sure enough, the lad utters one more, and mom 
sends him packing.  When it got dark, the mom got a 
little concerned.  She was going to go look for him, but 
as soon as she opened the front door, there he sat on 
the front porch.  "You thought it over and decided to
change your ways, right?"  She said.  "No," Johnny said, 
"Where the hell could I go?"