It's the 1st day of school for all the little 2nd graders, and the
teacher is running late. As she enters the class, she 
apologizes for her tardiness, and turns to write her name on 
the board and sees already  written there "tt + 1a"

She turns to the class and asks who wrote this and what does 
it mean.

Sally stands and says, "To Teacher ... 1 apple!"

She commends Sally for her nice gesture and proceeds with 
the class.  

The next day she comes to work and already finds written on 
the board,  "tt + 1o"

She again turns to the class and inquires for an explanation, 
this time Joey stands and says,  "To Teacher ... 1 orange."

Next day she comes to work, half-way expecting to find some 
more 2nd grade  "cryptic" words, opens the door .... and gets 
the shock of her life. She sees the words "tt fuck + 1t"

Horrified, she turns to the class and screams, "WHO WROTE 
THIS?"

Little Juan stands and say  "To Teacher, From Us Chicano 
Kids .... 1 Taco!"