2 Identical Brothers

there were two brothers, who were identical twins.  Danny was married but
Roy was single and owned a small dilapidated boat.

 It just so happened that on the same day that Danny's wife died,  Roy's
boat sank.  A kind old lady met Roy on the street and mistaking him  for
his
brother Danny said; "Oh Mr. Jones, I'm sorry to hear of your great  loss.
You must feel terrible."  Roy said, "Well I'm not a bit sorry, she  was
rotten from the start.  Her bottom was all chewed up, she smelled of  fish
the first time I got her, she made water faster than anything I ever  saw.
 She had a big hole in the front and a big crack in the back.  The  hole
kept getting bigger every time I used her, and once leaked all over  the
place.  What finished her off though was four guys from the other side  of
town that came looking for a good time.  They asked if they could use her
and I rented her to them, but warned them she wasn't too hot. But they
insisted they wanted to give her a try.  The result was the crazy fools all
tried to get into her at once. The strain was too much for her and she
cracked right down the middle."

The old lady fainted.