WEDDING & MARRIAGE HUMOR

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good  thing
for any man. - Socrates
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. - Mae
West
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
the 'Y' becomes silent.
Do not marry a person that you know you can live with; only marry
someone that you cannot live without.

Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's barking at the
front. Who do you let in? Well,  the dog'll stop barking when you let him in.