A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barber shop. 
They  were both just getting finished with their shaves--the 
barbers were reaching for some aftershave to slap on their 
faces.  

The Admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that shit on me! My wife 
will think I've been in a whorehouse!" 

The Chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it 
on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse 
smells like."