Added: July 21, 1998 Submitted by Leggo
Recently, when I was in Orlando, FL, I was asked by one of the overly happy Disney cast
members where I was from. I replied Omaha, NE. She then said "Nebraska,
huh. I bet it's really cold there now." I just told her is
was a nice chilly 98 degrees. She looked shocked. Hello!!! It was the middle of
July!!!
Added: November 11, 1998 Submitted by Cade
Well here it is. All my friends and I were at one of the guys houses, and we started
talking about my sister's (who is in college) boyfriend. I went on to tell about how he
was from Kenya. I also told them about a recent conversation with him in which I jokingly
asked him if he was tired from running in the recent New York Marathon. One of my friends
piped up from the back, "Why does he care about running he has to concentrate on the
upcoming bobsled season." After long minutes of laughing or butts off we tried to
explain to him that Jamaica was the country that he was thinking had the bobsled team, not
Kenya. As if that wasn't stupid enough he followed up with a quick, "Close
enough." Needless to say we don't discuss the finer points of sports or geography
with him anymore.
Added: November 11, 1998 Submitted by Andy
One day, during the youth rally in Denver, the Pope came on TV, I was sitting and watching
it with my cousin , when he noticed that there were flags of other countries at the rally.
Suddenly he asked me, " What are those people doing there, he's our Pope!"
Added: November 11, 1998 Submitted by Marty
My wife called the local pizza place to order pizza and wings. She asked the girl that
answered the phone what sizes the wings came in. The girl told her 1 dozen and 3 dozen. My
wife says "OK, I'll take 2 dozen" and the girl says "You can't order that,
we only have 1 dozen and 3 dozen." While laughing hysterically, my wife proceeds to
order 2 one dozen orders of wings. The girl still doesn't get it!!!!!
Added: January 27, 1999 Submitted by Julia
My sister and I were on a walk one day, the same route we take every day, when we noticed
that one of our neighbors had bricked up his garage. Well duh, obviously he's turning it
into another room for the house, and it's not going to be a garage anymore, right? Well
not to my sister. She pipes up and says: "Well that was stupid of him to do that, now
it's going to be heavier than hell to lift it open!!!!" She wasn't kidding. I laughed
my ass off until she realized what she had said, and then she flipped me off and said
"Oh F-U, Julia, okay, I get it now, shut up!!!"
Added: January 27, 1999 Submitted by Jessica
I am on a mailing list that discusses particular counterfeit items for educational
purposes. Someone recently joined the list (named "counterfeit") and asked us
why we were discussing *fakes* and that she joined the list to talk about REAL ones. I
wonder when she last consulted her dictionary.
