Stephanie's Soap Suds and Studs |
Enter the World of Daytime... On everyday and no reruns. |
Updated: January 28, 2008 |
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A SOAP 1. Most of your friends/enemies have been presumed dead at one time but are now very much alive. 2. You have a job but never seem to work. 3. Your children are always convenietley with their nanny, grandparents or sleeping at a friends house. 4. The chief of staff at your hospital is not only your familys doctor & surgeon but everyone in town's as well. 5. The local docks are perfectley safe. Everyone hangs out there late at night. 6. One day can seem to last weeks. 7. You gave birth 3 years ago and your bestfriend gave birth 7 years ago. Now your kids are both the same age in High School. 8. The police in your town never solve a case. The well known criminals are running around loose and the wrong person is always charged with murder. 9. You never have to wait in line. You get seated at the restaurant right away and you never have to wait for the restroom. (Wait you never go to the restroom) 10. Dating has become a problem because you are related to almost everyone in town. |
IN MEMORIAL OF PORT CHARLES 1997 - 2003 |