Below you will find some of Dan's bumblings. I am not poking fun at him but when I ran across this I could not resist passing it along to you. I hope you get as big laugh out of this as I did.

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have
 was that I didn't study  Latin harder in school so I could converse with  those 
people" 

"The loss of life will be irreplaceable." 
On the San Francisco earthquake 
"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots
and  the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame 
for  the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings?  The 
killers  are  to blame."  
On the complex social issues behind the Los Angeles Riots
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and 
child. " 
On Republican family values
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water 
that are doing it." 

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being 
very wasteful. How true that is." 
Statement made at a fundraising event for the United Negro 
College Fund. He was attempting to quote the line "a mind is a 
terrible thing to waste" 
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." 

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." 



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