NANDO'S SITE DEDICATED TO THE LADIES

What's up, ya'll? I'm finally updating my webpage. I know that the picture's old. It'll change soon.

Today, I want to dedicate my webpage to someone that means a lot to me. Her name is Zaida and I love her! She means EVERYTHING to me! She makes me feel whole! She makes me feel so warm inside! Plus, she's taking me to Six Flags ("Las Seis Banderas" for all you Spanish readers)! Siiike!

Nosa, she knows that I do love her. And she knows that I love having her around me. She makes me laugh. We talk a little shit to each other sometimes. She even farts around me! We're cool like that. We vibe, girl. Admit it! We need each other! Nosa, I love you! I dig your whole style.

Well, that's it for now. I'll update soon. And if I can get a picture of Zaida I'll put it up on my webpage. Come to think of it, that's kind of wak that I don't have a picture of her ALREADY! What's up with that, Zaida? Oh well. Stay tuned. And remember, no matter how difficult women can be, we cannot live without them! Peace!

P.S. I was kidding about her farting around me. Tee hee.