I'm Melanie Chandra Woodrich. Most people end up just calling me Mel, though. I'm about to become a single mother and I'm finding that it is the most scary and most wonderful thing in the world all at once. This is going to be an interesting new path... To see a picture of me in all my pregnant glory, check out Matt's picture of me.


Stats:

DOB: July 8, 1979. I'm a Cancer or a Sheep, depending on the type of Zodiac you're looking at...

Height: 5'3"... An unfair height, considering my parents are both taller! I get picked on for it all the time!

Weight: Yeah, I'm almost gonna put that on the internet.

Hair/eye colour: Well, if you can't tell by the picture, my hair is brownish-red and my eyes are dark brown. My hair is constantly changing...it's too boring to stick to one colour!



Favourites:

Colour: Forest Green

TV show: Well, I hardly watch TV at all these days, but if I did, I'd be watching Whose Line Is It Anyway? and Iron Chef along with old stand-bys like Win Ben Stein's Money and Jeopardy. I don't even watch enough TV to have cable anymore!!

Animal: Cats (both wild and domestic) of course!

Book: I used to have one, but I've been reading so many cool things lately. Science fiction is the best genre by far, though. Tops: Things by Terry Pratchett, Candide, and anything about deadly viruses.

Band: That's tough, I have three...They Might Be Giants, Ben Folds Five, and The Cure. I like most types of music, but country usually just irritates me. I'm also a fan of BuFu Nation.

Food: That's hard too...You'd think it would be easy since I'm a picky eater and a vegetarian, but I can never decide. In general, I like Italian food. Thai food rocks too. Actually, I like a lot of things. Oh well.

Hangout: My apartment. It used to be Denny's, but now that I live in the lower peninsula again and I don't have lots of money to blow on greasy food and bad service, I must say that my apartment is my favourite place to hang, even though it gets to be terribly muggy in here at times...


Least favourites:

Colour: Puce and other nasty colours with ugly names.

TV Show: Cops and those types of shows. I am SO sick of seeing them arrest people. Where's the thrill? What's so damn great about these sorts of shows??? I just don't get it.

Animal: Well, anyone who truly knows me, knows that I love all of God's creatures with one tiny exception: SPIDERS. Any kind-big, little, fast, slow, furry, shiny, ANYTHING! They're all pure evil and I'll have nothing to do with them if I can help it at all.

Book: It's been a long time since I read it, but I will never be able to like "Gulliver's Travels". It was so hard to read. I hated that book. Most confusing book was "100 Years Of Solitude". It was a great book, but everyone seemed to have the same name, and there were SO many characters...

Band: Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies. I saw them at H.O.R.D.E. Summer of '97 and they SUCKED. Close second, from the same festival, would have to be Cake-Like. They were a bunch of whiny girls bitching about guys.

Food: There are three vegetables that come to mind: Artichokes, Asparagus, and Brusssels Sprouts. Bleaaagh. I also think anything containing mayo is purely nasty.

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