Trippin' Quotes
"Be Glad You Got What You Got When You Get What You Get Because Besides What You Got You Ain't Gettin' SHIT"
"The Luck is Gone, The Brain is Shot, But the Liquor we still got!!!"
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed, A friend without weed is a friend you don't need."
"Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly"
"He who stands on toilet, is high on pot"
"Mary had a little bud, It was tight and green, And everywhere that Mary went They had to clean the screen"
"God made grass, man made booze, who do you trust???????
"Eat, drink and smoke Mary...for tommorow you may die."
"Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life so let's get wasted and have the time of our life!"
"When I'm dead & in my grave, No more pot & whiskey will I crave, On my tombstone it shall be seen. Here lie the bones of a smoking machine."
"An empty bowl needs to be filled and a full bowl needs to be emptied."
"If you are not wasted, then the day is."
"Marijuana creates a separate brain when you are stoned. (kinda like creating a new folder on your computer) Early in a stoners smoking stature (life) the brain is infant like; simple things and ideas appear to be difficult and the stoned person has impared movement and gets paranoid easily etc. The more the person gets stoned the more advanced the stoner brain becomes. It grows like a child does, and becomes more experienced until a point when it matures and skills are enhanced past the level of a normal stone free mind. My theory of marijuana brain enhancement along with long term research concludes that smoking marijuana can make you smarter and better at almost everything than not smoking marijuana. So in conclusion I recommend getting stoned often because practice makes perfect."
"Dude, I know why we can't sleep.. Because our pupils are so big that our eyelids can't fit over them."
"Roll, roll, roll a joint, pass it down the line, take a toke, inhale the smoke, now yer feelin' fine"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, but Jill said "I don't wanna."
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