Stories
alright, once upon a time, in a small school in oregon, there was this one guy. his name is "Bobby". him and his friend's "Herman" and "Sweeney" took off from hermans house, lookin' to go get fuct up. they drive far far away where they get two ounces of some kgb. they go back to bobbys pad where bobby whipped out his new green 4ft. glass bong. They started loading up the shit and after awhile they where very very very stoned. this was all good an' all, but soon they started to feel sexually frustrated. "we need some chicks here. i wanna get laid." sweeney said, rolling a joint. "right on.... i'll try paging "Angelina". she said to hook up wit her sometime today, an she's hangin with "Mary" and "Julia", bobby said between a mouthful of chips. "well, quit fuckin around an get off your ass an call them over" herman muttered while fucking around with bobbys fuct up tweaker c.d. player. "goddammit, your fuckin sys is posessed, i swear to gawd!" "i don wanna get up.... someone bring me the phone...." bobby said to sweeney. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ONE HOUR LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "heres the phone, dude" sweeney said, handing bobby the phone. "thanx..." bobby started typing in the pager # to angelina "now all we gotta do is wait". about two minutes later there was a knocking on the door. "fuck dude. i wasn't s'pectin noone" said bobby as he stashed the pipe. "OPEN UP!!! it's fuckin cold out here!" cried angelina from outside. "woah.... didn't i just page her a few seconds ago? thats trippy as hell....." bobby muttered, stumbeling to the door. he opened the door and a fine ass chick jumped in. it was angelina. behind her stood mary an julia. "what y'all up to?" she asked, smiling sweetly... "dreaming about your hot naked body in my bed.... common in" bobby saud, walking back to his room. "i brought you something" julia said to bobby as the girls sat down on his bed. "oh yeh? whats that?" bobby said, loading a bowl for them in his new bong (which is named "Franky, baby, fantastic!"). "i just hooked up w/ some jerry garcia and an 1/8 of some blonde hash" she said, reaching into her bag. "i love you." bobby said as he gleefully smiled around the room..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BOBBY TOOK 6 HIT'S OF JERRY GARCIA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ the next few hours passed on consequentially, until boby an angeleina where left alone in his room, everyone else had crawled to the living room and the bathroom. angelina started stripping, and bobby, already half naked , stripped down. shit happpened. then as he was fucking her he swear he saw her head turn into a screaming skull. he jumped up and ran out of the room, yelling and bare ass naked..... in the living room was herman an mary gettin' down..... it seemed like sweeney had left and julia was just spaceing out on the couch. "fuck fuck fuck....." bobby kept on saying. julia looked up and said "i need to talk to you about something" he followed her into the spare bedroom and she started coming onto him. in the middle of shit in walked angelina. "what the fuck? what're you doing?" she said, with a weird smile on her face "uhhhhh........" bobby muttered, pulling his head out from between julias legs. and then the weirdest thing in the world happened julia said "come here, angel..." and they started making out. bobby analyzed this and then decided that he should get in on some of the action.... he didn't see anything else freaky, until he saw the clock and saw that it was 7:30 in the am. then he had to go to work. but not before smoking a big phatty blunt. the end.
-~*ash*~ a.k.a. "bobby"
This one time me and my homie davis went to this beach house in the middle of no where on the beach, and it was spring break, and every day we got stoned like no other, smoked 3 quarters in 5 days, and like, forget everything, but we do remember playing nintendo 64 a lot, and like, smoking up on the porch, or on the swing at the beach, and we always said everyday, (I'm dopey, hes stoner)
Dopey- "Hey yo stoner,"
Stoner- "hey yo dopey,"
Dopey- "You know what dude?"
Stoner- "what dude?"
Dopey- "We got funny hats on yo,"
Stoner- "word"
This other time i tripped two hits of acid, smoked six bowls, and went to see the fireworks downtown on the 4th, it was the fucking coolest thing in the world i have ever seen! No kidding! I'm stoned right now, and its good shit, and its cool as shit."
-Stoned Davey
Our college football team has a bye week, and so me and my brother head home to see some of our friends. So we head out to one of our non smokin friends house. We're there for about an hour or so just hangin out. It was me, my brother Skinnie, Tracy, Luepo, Fitch. We were kinda gettin bored with the whole situation, So we all decide to leave. As we were all head down the steps of Tracy's house. Fitch say's " Who want's to get burnt", Me lookin at me brother surprised, (do to the fact that before, I went to college I didn't think anyone we hung out with got burnt besides my older brother Tony "hooligan 3-13-68--7-17-97")In return I say" I got the ride and pipe." So we go on this space ride. We get fucking lost I mean out in nowhere land. My brother is all spased out. Luepo's laughing his balls off, and Fitch she is just being Fitch. Well out of nowhere this Huge son of bitchin cow is stand in the middle of the road. I shit my fucking pants, the only thing that went thru my head was It's my mom's car. I make a hard left and end up in the middle of this field. No one said anything, we it the ground U back facing the field and we drive away. An hour goes by my brother looks back Luepo and says" what were you laughing at". He replies" I thought I was tripping because I show a COW in the middle of the road."
-Kris
Heres one for ya....Me and a couple of my friends use to smoke out in my car
when I was like 17..I lost my lic. so i didn't drive it, hell it was a
heap-o-shit..but anyways...We smoked out in it everyday for 6 months. I mean u
wanna talk about smoke sessions, it would get so fucking cloudly in
there...Well we thought, ya know, that no one knew we smoked in there..little did we
know...So we get in there one snowing nite in south Jersey..and just sparked
the blunt and passed it to the next when low and behold..the LAW sneak up out
of nowhere...like, all i saw was lights pointing at us..and I hear "roll
down your window boy" and its the 5-0 "what r u guys doing in there"
"nothing we were about to get out" I said. The cop replies "U guys r smoking
marijuana in here we know it we can smell it." Then he looks in my front pocket,
in my jacket, and finds a rolling machine..papers..and empty dime bags.."What
is this?" the pig asks "well" i replied.."it's for rolling cigarettes" but he
didn't go for it. Well, to make a long story short..they took our blunt of skunk
and took it for themselves...the selfish bastards!!!..and we were left not
high and dry, our last blunt. If this has ever happened to u, u know where i am
coming from!!
But anyways, it's not like the 5-0 can stop all the bud smokers.
-Spike
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