He's smart, he's sexy, he's sweet, he's Totally Cool Ken. I am obsessed with Ken. This is how it all started:

The company I work for sent me to another store in Brandywine Delaware to work. I was working away, straitening shelves and getting ready to end the day and go back to the hotel for the night, and there he was. Right before my eyes was Totally Cool Ken. Dressed casually in his black pants, blue flannel shirt, and carrying a pair of shades. It was love at first sight

There he was in all his greatness. Trapped inside a little pink box, and lost from his home. I picked Ken up and said, "Like, hi Ken." I looked over at my friend that was working in the aisle with me and said, "look, it's Totally Cool Ken!" I heard him whisper, "you're the best." I blushed and had to say, "you know Barbie, she like, doesn't appreciate you and stuff. I think you should leave her and come home with me." He gave me that smile, the one painted on his face. I knew I would be seeing Ken again very soon.