A Kinda Addition to the Rogue's Gallery.
It's Christmas in Oakland, and the lunatics are out of the booby hatch. Only one addition to the venerable Gallery of Fiends this month.
The Pantless Wonder: So I had to do a little shopping,
so I went to the bus stop to catch one of the many Downtown busses.
As I crossed the street, I noticed that although there was a large group
of people waiting for the bus, only one person was sitting under the bus
shelter. In fact, no one was standing near it. Anyone who has
even been to Oakland knows that this is never a good sign. And as
I crossed the street, I noticed why. The guy sitting at the bus shelter
was severly lacking in the pants department. He sat, pants around
the ankles, big grin on his face. Being an Oaklnad resident, you
see things like this on a weekly basis, but this guy was loving it.
So I found a nice spot to stand, and gazed down the street, hoping for
a bus in the next five seconds. I went shopping, and we on the returning
bus, and passed that stop about 45 minutes later, and what wondrous site
did my eyes see, but the police, dragging the Pantless Wonder away, hopefully
for a straightjacket Christmas at our local Psychiatric Hospital.