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When reading this page, the first question that immediately springs to mind is, "What the Hell is the point?" There are a bunch of sucky and useless web pages clogging the internet. Pages about Hanson, endless advertising, www.amish.com, and let's not forget the infinite number of pages featuring naked people who should be wearing clothes. The Septi-Verse is my little plot of land on the electric frontier. Oh wait, that's a really stupid cliché. That's another problem of electric communication, really stupid clichés. (Do I have to type out a smiley face to make my point?) The Septi-Verse 3.0++ is my attempt to rage against a society gone mad, or at least a society gone really awry.
This page is not for everyone. Small minded people, those without a sense of humor, anyone who likes the conformity and mediocrity that our culture feels the need to amerce themselves in; these are just some of the people who should avoid this page. I guess that those under eighteen shouldn't view this page either- not because there are any naked pictures, I don't even swear much; but because they might be exposed to new ideas that could possibly expand their world view. Teens hate that sort of thing, so I don't worry much. Forces of the Christian Right, the Politically Correct, and the incredibly stupid should go elsewhere. Bigots, racists, homophobes, anti-Semites, misogynists, and other morons need not venture any further.
But it can't be stressed enough that this page is all satire, spoof, and parody. (Especially in the case of world domination, although I would do a better job of it than the schmucks in charge now. But that's neither here nor there.) Let me reiterate, do not take anything too seriously.
So have fun with the page, if you have questions or comments, e-mail me at septy@geocities.com. Don't forget to Sign my Guestbook and Read my Guestbook, since I do put a lot of work into this page just to amuse you, the entertainment starved internet populace.
Warning!
This page is AOL unfriendly!!
When I updated from Septi-Verse 1.0++ to 2.0++, I included Javascript and frames. This sometimes caused problems with older browsers and crappy browsers, such as the one included with AOL. Specifically, they would crash.
Now that I have started to replace Java with Shockwave Flash 4.0, this site is compatible with most browsers- except for really, really old ones. But, some versions of the AOL browser will still have problems displaying frames, so this page is still AOL unfriendly.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, there are some people that I like that use AOL- although I do my best to persuade them to switch to a real Internet Service Provider. I've still set up an non Flash and non framed version for people who can't download Flash or have a crappy browser. If you don't have Flash, download it- it's free, and it is a lot of fun too. My advice to the other poor souls who are left out of the party: get a real ISP, and download a real web browser for free. Don't bitch to me about it.
