We've heard about it for years, and now it's going to come to pass.  Nostrdomus predicted that the world would end on December 31st, 1999.  Y2K will destroy all of the worlds computers.  But as a Septi-Verse reader, you have the heads up with my fantastic psychic powers.  So kick back in your bunker, and find out...

How Life Will Be Different After the Apocalypse!

    How bad an it be?  Just a little nuclear devistation, world wide power failures, the horsemen of Apocalypse raizing the world's populations, the minions of Satan rising from the darkest pits of hell to torment all of mankind?  It'll be all that, and a bag of chips!

With the collapse of all sattelite and cable communication services, humanity is plunged back into an informaion stone age.  Telephones, the internet, television, radio all fail.  But on the plus side, no Drugde.

Because of the anarchy, groups of boy bands fight each other for control of the valuable teeny-bopper market.  Due to the competition, the groups have to get tougher, so they turn to genetic engeneering for help.  After twisting the double helix of life, DNA, in ways that are abominable to nature, two bands rise up and crush the rebel decenters.  They are the GwarStreet Boys and the 'N Sync Clown Posse.

To keep up with the post-apocalyptic trend for bloody entertainment, saccrine talk queens Kathy Lee Gifford and Rosie O'Donald fight to the death in a packed ampatheator.  Though Rosie's size initially give her the upper hand, with an illegal assist from Cody, Kathy Lee slays her opponent, and wins the day.  As a "reward" for her victory, Kathy Lee is taken to new High Lord of North America Marv Albert's "Sex-a-troium" were she spends her remaing months.