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    At the Ben and Killvorkian's Ice Cream company, we strive to make the world a better place.  In accordance with our Malthusian philosophy, we believe in population control, but in the tastiest way we can.  So we designed a line of flavors that not only will reduce the surplus population, but is also of the highest quality in flavor.  And talk about variety!  With eight flavors and new ones in development, euthanasia was never been so easy to swallow!

• Triple Dripple Ripple: Morphine ice cream with pockets of carbon monoxide and pralines.
• New York Super Cyanide Crunch: The name says it all.
• Gwar Food: The world's only blood ice cream (naturally flavored) with chunks of real nuns and children in every bite!
• Carcinogen Binge: Asbestos ice cream with red dye no. 04, tar, and radon gas.
• Deadly Medley: Arsenic and lye, with bits of lead and swirls of mercury
• Out of this World: Our radioactive special, Uranium and Plutonium nuggets in our rich and creamy chocolate ice cream.
• Funky Junky: Heroine ice cream with real crack nuggets and LSD swirls.
• Hemlock, hemlock, die, die, die: The way Socrates would like it.