Video Games have become a staple for presents over the holidays.  But they're not just for kids anymore, these days games are targeted to all ages.  Look at the success of "mature" games, such as the Resident Evil series, and Duke Nukem, this is a hot genre to capitalize on.

Crap Blandecoot
    The hyperactive and annoying fox-wanna-be is at it again.  In this new game, you trudge through 26 more monotonous levels of Mario-clone action.  And with his platforms success, look for him on even more commercials.

Colonic the Hedgelog
    Who said that when you play a game you play its sequels?  He was right.  He runs.  He runs really fast.  Woo.

Womb Raider
    You are Larry Kraft, unemployed fundamentalist Christian.  Your mission is to show everybody God's love by blowing away any pinko scum bags who disagree with you.  Go from abortion clinic to abortion clinic teaching everyone what "Thou shalt not kill" really means!  People rate this game well, but the main character doesn't have big boobs, so what is the point?

Resident Elmo 2
    In the newest offering in the Resident Elmo series, it seems that the virus responsible for transforming the muppets into raging killing machines is at work again.  Now a new mutation reanimated the cute stuffed children's' icons, and they are on a blood thirsty killing rampage again.  You have two characters to guide through a total of 28 huge stages of "puppet horror", collecting weapons, special items, and solving mysteries such as the "vanishing alphabet" and the "revolving numbers game".  All and all, a technological wonder, definitely game of the year.