Where we always see the glass as half full- of
lead, chlorine, and microscopic bacterium; it's the Septi-Verse.
This is a very abbreviated page this month. Last month was extra
big, plus the year end blow up, consider yourselves lucky. Be prepared
next month for the St. Septimus Day special pages.
First in the news, the whole of the Septi-Verse is saddened as Michael Jordan retires from basketball; again. My eyes are red and puffy from crying all night. He said that he was ok physically, but mentally tired. Translation: he didn't get enough attention during the basketball strike, and is pouting like a little kid, will probably play baseball again, then go back to basketball when he's not getting enough attention again. He's going to spend more time designing his clothing line for Nike. Expect to see knock offs on all of the Paris runways next spring.
The world's first octuplets were born in Texas last month. As opposed to the lilly white McCoys, donations are trickling to Algerian couple's family. The father of the octuplets said that he wanted as many babies as God would give him, yet his wife was on fertility drugs. Now, call me silly, but does that seem contra-logical to anyone else? If you wanted as many babies as God would give you, your wife would not have been on the fertility drugs. No, they wanted as many children as science would give them. Why is it the really religious ones who want all of the kids?
The Denny's restaurant chain started a $2 million television commercial campaign promoting racial diversity. The commercial spots were to appear during prime time network programming, and the only time that the restaurant is mention is underneath the slogan "Diversity. It's about all of us." In recent newspaper articles, Denny's touted statistics about hiring more minorities and women. But that didn't stop a lawsuit by a hispanic family in San Jose launched a few days ago. "Diversity. It's about all of us, unless we can ge away with it."
So, who here got to watch the parade of caucasians known as the Senate impeachment hearings. Every network preempted the regular programs to show all of the old white men walk into the Senate. Those guys sure represent America. Speaking of Washington lunacy, a tabloid printed a cover story about Monica Lewinski's new book, and titled it "Monica's Revenge". I think that's something like Montazuma's revenge, except Montazuma's revenge causes less wincing abdominal pain. If President Clinton wanted this impeachment trial to be over toot sweet, he would hire Johnny Cochran. Just a few rhymes like, "If Ms. Lewinski spit, then you must acquit" and life would be back to normal. I would suggest that the Senate hire Jerry Springer to moderate the trial so that a fight would break out to settle it, but we all know that the Republicans would bring guns.
So we have the Feed Celene page on Links
N' Stuff. Read the old pages on Previous
Septi-Pages. You can also Sign my Guestbook, then Read my Guestbook. And don't for get to look at Virtual
Post Cards. And of course, septy@geocities.com is my e-mail address. Big fun as always.
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