It sure went well last time, didn't it.  But at the request of my friend and current champion 'Rico, I'm going to offer up another chance to play What's my Damage?!   The game where we find out how bizarre people really are.   To recap the rules for everyone, I show you pictures of someone, and you send me e-mail explaining what the hell is wrong with this person.  The entries will be judged on the following: originality, succinctness, amusement value, quotably, and mean-spiritedness.  All entries must include name and e-mail address.  (Only the first names will be printed.)  All entries must be received by November 20th, and the winning entry (and the other really funny ones) will be printed in the December Septi-Pages.  The winner will receive a special surprise by e-mail that he or she will get to cherish for all eternity, or at least until the Millennium Bug wipes out civilization as we know it.

    This month's contestant is: that annoying Slim Jim thing!  Here's a little more about him!  "For a few months now, this begreased snack food gone awry has been making Slim Jim commercials, prompting many people to form a boycott against the meat by-product.  This pale replacement for "Mach Man" Randy Savage has been depicted in his commercials as creating intestinal distress after being eaten, which is a fallacy, because his mere sight and noxious behavior causes abdominal cramps and nausea in test audiences."  The commercials appear fairly frequently, so watch tv to see him.  He didn't have a section at www.slimjim.com, so maybe they won't keep him too long.
 

More to Come!