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Some Cool Sayings

I have thought of these as I have went through life. I find them to be very neat and true.

You don't always get what you want.

Always try your best to focus on being happy.

Being kind will not hurt you or others.

Jesus cares!

Prayer is one of the most powerful things we can do here on earth.

Jokes

Who is the baddest person in the Bible???
Answer:
Moses... He broke all ten commandments at once!!! ((Laugh))

How many animals did Moses take on the Ark with him???
Answer:
None... Noah took animals on the Ark, not Moses!!! ((Laugh Harder))

Who was the greatest female financer in the Bible?
Answer:
Pharoah's daughter, she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. ((You can laugh if you want.))

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Answer:
Samson, he really brought the house down.

A young boy was being taught the story of Sodom and Gomorrah one morning in Sunday School. The teacher was explaining how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt. The story evidentally sat well with the boy cause at the end of the story he told the teacher.."My mom did the same thing last week. She was driving down the road, looked back, and turned into a telephone pole."
(Thanks Stacey for the jokes!)

Did you know?

It takes 72 muscles to frown; 14 to smile!


John Henry Newman once wrote:
"I sought to hear the voice of God
And climbed the topmost steeple,
But God declared:"Go down again---
I dwell among the people."



Fully Rely On God. F.R.O.G.



Pray Until Something Happens. P.U.S.H.



God Anwers Prayers. G.A.P.



Brothers And Sisters In Christ. B.A.S.I.C.



CHRISTIAN: Life or Label?



God's number is: SEVEN



Devil's number is: six hundred sixty-six
Revelation 13:18 is: You need wisdom to understand the number of the beast! But if you are smart enough, you can figure this out. It's number is six hundred sixty-six, and it stands for a person.



A reward is not suffering the consequences of sin!



You talk to God when you pray, and he talks to you when you read the Bible.



Sin keeps you from reading your Bible. Reading your Bible keeps you from sin.



Pray before reading your Bible. Ask the Lord for understanding, and ask Him to speak to you through His Word.



A cool thing to do: Read a verse from the Bible, and then write what you think it means on a piece of paper. Study it, and think about it.



I think we should all be mirrors in which we reflect God's characteristics!



Witnessing Opportunities: God will make them. Will you take them?


GOD SHOULD BE OUR STANDARD! I know when I use the "World" as a standard, I usually end up sinning.


Don't take YOU out of YOUth.







Start each day by saying, "I'll do my best today," and avoid criticizing yourself for not doing everything perfectly. Ask the Lord for His grace and His peace to surround you, whispering prayers to Him throughout the day.