Here are some childrens books you will never see :)

Created by: LIkwid, Feld, And Ryan

• strangers have the best candy

• the little sissy who snitched

• some kittens can fly!

• Kathy was bad so her mom stopped loving her

• you are different and thats bad

• the kid's guide to hitchhiking

• dad's new wife timothy

• pop goes tha hamster! and other great microwave games

• curious george and the high voltage fence

• the boy who died from eating all his vegetables

• things rich kids have , but you never will

• controlling the playground : respect through fear

• what is that dog doing to that other dog?

• Bi-Curious george

• daddy drinks because you cry

• beginners guide to shotgun tag

• no one else pees there pants

• why younger siblings make good sports equipment

• blind folded crossing the interstate, and other fun road games

• life just gets worse

• kid's guide to cuss words

• just wait till you're 13, your dad's going to shoot you

• a guide to babysitter mayhem

• why retroactive birth control is a good idea

• your evil, and you know it

• why mommy likes the mailman

• how to hide porn

• whats with that thing on the back of your head ...and other things you cant see

• apples and arsenic - a student's guide to substitute teachers

• peeing on the chirstmas ham, and other fun ways to get mommy to cus

• boys don't like fat girls

• how to tell if mommy's a hoe

• Why you shouldn't do your homework

• Where grandpa went after he died

• how to tell if your daddies gay

• how to tell if you're going to hell

• kid's guide to pimpin'

• How to mix amonia and bleach

• Your ever day pipe bomb

• 101 ways to live in a sewer

• Playing with matches...and other ways to burn the house down

• How to get your fellow students to fear you

• why violence is the real answer

• running from the police, and other ways to create a diversion

• murder, why some games are better than others

• how to play clue out in reall life

• Midgets make life better