Frequently Asked Questions about Big Swinging Dick

1. What's your name?

2. Do you see yourself with a great career in the gambling industry?

3. Did you really spend 3 nights in the Tijuana jail?

4. Why hasn't a lucky girl caught you yet?

5. How many home runs have you hit in your softball career?

6. Why did you drop out of high school?

7. Did you really drink a case of beer one night and then eat a bowl of spaghetti?

8. How do you stay so good-looking all of the time?

9. Why do you still live in Shreveport?

10. Why do you spend more time surfing the Net than bar-hopping?

That's all I can think of. If you have a question, write me at richardless@geocities.com and if it gets frequently asked enough, I'll put it here. Bye.

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