I didnt do any of these..I found them a while back at many many different sites...so please dont take them from me and put on your website as your own! Thanks!
Guys r like Cell phones...You really only need one when your car breaks down.
Guys are like...Calendars...Good for a few dates, but you'll need a new one next year.
Guyz r lyke Miracle Bras: pushy, pushy, pushy!
Guys are like...Diamonds: you like them big, cut, and wrapped around your finger
Guys are light light switches...even a 2 year old can turn them on!
Guys r like M&M's...Some have nuts and some don't!
Guys are like mascara...They run at the first sight of emotion.
Guys are like parking spaces...All the good ones are taken.
Guys are like lavalamps...Fun 2 look at but not very
bright.
Guys are like roses...You gotta watch out 4 the pricks.
Guys are like slinkies...It's fun to watch 'em fall down stairs.
Guys are like stars...There's millions of them, but
only 1 can make your wish come true.
Guys are like Clowns...A few are cute and funny, but most are just creepy.
Guys are like taxis...Whenever you need one they arent there and when you dont need one they are everywhere!
Guys are like a piece of gum...When they lose they're flavor, you pop in a new one!
Guys are like...pianos. What you get outta them depends on how you play them.
Guys are like...newborn babies. they're cute at first but then you get tired of cleaning up they're crap
Guys are like crystals...They look good but you can see right through them.
Guys are like CD's, you use them over and over, but every time, you get the same thing
Guys are like dolls, you play with them for as long as you can, then someone else wants to play with YOU
Guys are like...Coolers. load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Guys are like Mini skirts...If your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
Guys are like coffee...The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Guys are like Kleenx...Soft, strong and disposible...Throw the used ones away.
Guys are like remote controls...Simple, Easy to use, And usually lying around the TV.
Guys are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Guys are like Horoscopes...They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Guys are like Commercials...You can't believe a word they say.
Guys are like Fingernails...They look a lot better when they're buffed.
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