this winter break a poem by ike

this winter break a lot of great things took place,
i lost most my playing cards, including an ace.
the beautiful hair which i once had,
is all gone, and now i look bad.
new years eve was fun its no lie,
i partied it up in suit and tie.
i drank way too much and started to cry,
although right now i cant tell you why.
women are pretty crappy yes it is true,
over the break i found this out too.
with some man-whores i had a big fight,
but it sure as hell didnt ruin my night.
when all is said and done,
BOY this winter break sure was FUN !

(c) ike 2003 (not really, but i can pretend)